I Often Think About How Quickly I Would Die | Magnet

For anyone whose idea of cardio is walking to the refrigerator, this magnet delivers the perfect dose of self-deprecating humor. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and the hilariously relatable phrase, "I often think about how quickly I'd die if I was told to run for my life," it's a must-have for those who prefer relaxation over recreation.

Perfect for refrigerators, office spaces, lockers, dorm rooms, and anywhere a good laugh is appreciated. It's a fun reminder that not all heroes are built for sprinting.

Features:

• Strong magnet backing
• Vintage-inspired artwork
• Humorous, relatable design
• Great conversation starter
• Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, fitness avoiders, and lovers of sarcasm

Because some of us are built for surviving... just not necessarily by running. 

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, couch appreciation, and a sudden desire to avoid all forms of cardio.