They'd call us an ambulance. Birthday Card

You could pole-dance. They'd call you wild. They'd call you crazy. They'd call you an ambulance. And honestly, that's what makes a great birthday story. This Leanin' Tree card by Leslie Moak Murray is for the friend who has been there, done that, and has the medical bills to prove it — or at least the spirit for it.

Give it to the ride-or-die, the one who always has a plan that sounds great until it doesn't, or anyone whose birthday deserves a laugh as big as their personality.

• Front: I know we could pole-dance! They'd call us wild! They'd call us crazy!
• Inside: They'd call us an ambulance. Happy Birthday!
• Size: 5" x 7"
• Artist: Leslie Moak Murray